Paige Pucker's Blog
March 21
Hollywood!? Good call, Johnny. We leave our dumpy little town and move halfway across the country to a dumpy big town! Hollywood’s a metaphor. Maybe not a metaphor but one of those things Mrs. Jervis was trying to teach us in English.
We should be in Beverly Hills or Bel Air or Santa Monica. Somewhere chic. But no, we’re stuck here in a run-down hovel in Squally-wood. Probably my bro thinx it’s good for his sensitive song-writing soul. At least I’m the most glam person for miles.
March 24
Star Sighting! I totally saw Malese Jow today in Sherman Oaks. And I’m sure these celebs don’t want a bunch of yakky fly-over wannabes mobbing them while they’re scarfing down a turkey burger with O rings and lemonade, but since I’m a TV star now too (well web TV star next week) I figured what the hey… so I went up to her and told her all about SPUntitled and she was totally stoked and I added her as a friend on my MySpace page so that’s pretty much a MAJOR milestone, nest pa? And it would have taken me till like Never 23rd to meet someone that famous back home!
April 1
BEST… DAY… EVER!
It is only a matter of time now. S.P. Untitled is on the web! Could fame, fortune and fabulousness be far behind for moi? I watched it 9 times already and it’s SOOO clear who has the talent in this family. I juiced up the cell this a.m. so it doesn’t die out on me when the modeling agents call.
BUT EVEN BETTER…
yes even better than Day 1 of a lifetime of stardom… is…. it’s APRIL FOOL’S DAY! Here’s the day so far. 4:20 a.m. Kneeled on Johnny’s bed holding two lit flashlights. Woke him up yelling “Johnny, get out of the road! TRUCK! TRUCK!!!”
7:05 a.m. Made an extra special breakfast for Johnny, but for some reason he chose to eat cold cereal instead. I really hope he gets over the whole hot sauce in the eggs thing soon; it's ruining my breakfast pranks. I mean it's not like I meant for that to happen. I had a glass of milk for him and everything. Oh well on to the next joke.
8:15 a.m. Knock on bathroom door while Johnny's in the shower. Tell him a record company just saw S.P. Untitled and heard his music and that they are on the phone and want to talk IMMEDIATELY! (But I super-glued the door shut!) Hopefully it doesn't take him too long to get it open, of course this is Johnny though. Maybe I shouldn't have had that second cup of coffee this morning...
9:20 a.m. Finally Johnny got the bathroom door open!!! Now back to fun stuff!
10:42 a.m. Salt Patch Kids. Yummy!
…And the day is young.
